For Valentine's Day give her sweat

No I did not misspell "Sweet" or Candy nor even Chocolate... According to a study from U.C.Berkeley sweat (as in smelly sweat) is very likely to trigger the hormones that sexually arouse women... The study goes on to say "This adds further credence to the idea that pure chemistry might be a major element in the great mystery of why two people can have an explosive, wild, unexplained attraction. If true, then we may be more like rats and other animals than we thought (...) "

So to all the men out there today: how about some workout before getting home tonight?... and of course no shower (nor chocolate for her)...